Zombies Shouldn't Brush Their Teeth With Rocks

Zombies struggle with healthy hygiene habits in this laugh-out-loud picture book!

You probably shouldn't brush your teeth with rocks, right? Well, try telling that to a zombie! Seriously, it's time to teach those undead slobs a thing or two about healthy hygiene. Like, maybe try a water bath instead of a mud bath. Or how about brushing those teeth after munching on brains? (Just a thought.) With oh-so ewww-y illustrations and laugh-out-loud rhymes, pre-readers and early readers alike are sure to be scared silly... and to pick up some healthy hygiene tips along the way.

Other Books in the Care and Keeping of Zombies series:
Zombies Shouldn't Eat Brains for Breakfast
Zombies Shouldn't Exercise After Midnight
Zombies Shouldn't Sleep in the Mud