What Boys Really Want

Lita is the writer. Adam is the entrepreneur. They are JUST FRIENDS.
So Adam would never sell copies of a self-help book before he'd even
written it. And Lita would never try to break up Adam's relationship
with Blair, the skankiest girl at school. They'd never sabotage
their friends Emily and Dennis. Lita would never date a guy
related to a girl she can't stand. They'd never steal each other's
blog posts. And Adam would never end up in a fist fight with
Lita's boyfriend. Nope, never.
Adam and Lita might never agree on what happened, but in this hilarious
story from Pete Hautman, they manage to give the world a little
more insight into what boys and girls are really looking for.