Trump Tweets Alt-American History: 500 Years, 140 Characters at a Time

Our President shares his vast and unique knowledge of our Nation's proud alternative heritage in a series of truly inspired tweets in this brand new collection. Drawing on his close study of several television documentaries and a collection of Classics Illustrated Comics that his father didn't make him sell until he was fourteen (he cleared $146), Donald J. Trump illuminates the key moments in the Panorama of Great Events such as he remembers them.

He reviews 500 years of U.S. History (more if you count the Pre-Columbusian Era), 140 characters at a time, with the signature wit and wisdom that have marked his Presidency. Every Mom and Dad will want to own this volume, if only to be reminded how great this country might have been. Every student will want to be given it as a cherished gift, if only to have another title to add to their midterm paper's bibliography.

These are the actual tweets themselves in language that a scholar of any age (pre-School, Baby Einstein) will understand. With funny full-color drawings, just in case.