The Stoner's Guide to the Ports and Harbours of the Northern Mediterranean

So, what's this book about then? Well, apart from ports and harbours, it's a wild ride through the X-rated reality of life in the superyacht industry. Think of it as Below Deck-but without the censors.

For nearly two decades, I was immersed in this world. I sailed them, raced them, cleaned them, lived on them, partied on them, and even built them. It was a lifestyle of excess: luxury, debauchery, and everything in between. At one point, my "breakfast of champions" was a cannabis joint, a rum and coke, and a line of cocaine.

But here's the thing about life at the top: what goes up must come down. And when I came down, it wasn't just a stumble, it was a resounding thump.

This is the unvarnished truth of it all, and you're about to hear every outrageous, gritty, and utterly unbelievable detail.