The Best of TIRE Classifieds

BEST OF BOOK SEEKS READERS! Candle Light Press acquired the rights to make "The Best of TIRE" books in a derelict IP auction, and here's the first one. Hundreds of previously unpublished classified ads for everything from hokum to bunkum! Act now to purchase this handsome volume of thinly-veiled attempts to neg you out of your money or more! Each ad is carefully redacted, so that even if you believe any of this stuff, it can't harm you. Comes with illustrations at NO EXTRA CHARGE! Act now!

The Best of TIRE Classifieds is the fourth book in the metafictional TIRE series, by John Ira Thomas. It includes full-page illustrations by Carter Allen, Will Beard, Andy Black, Will Grant, Ben Kirbach, Olive Kirbach-Lewis, Nathan Morton, Jackson Palmer, Morgan Pellett, Lexi Shaffer, Jeremy Smith, Colton Strathman, Scott Twells, and John Ira Thomas.