The Alphabet Gang Utter Chaos Guaranteed

The Alphabet Gang: Utter Chaos Guaranteed
When a group of hopeless would-be criminals decide to rob the Royal Yorkshire Bank, there's only one problem...
They're the most incompetent gang in Britain.
Led by the eternally optimistic Alpha, the Alphabet Gang includes: - Bravo - loud, proud, and dangerously attached to a trumpet

• Charlie - the only one with common sense (and he barely uses it)
• Delta - permanently confused
• Echo - overthinks everything
• Foxtrot - brings string to every situation
• Golf - owns a getaway car that won't get away
• Hotel - a safecracker terrified of loud noises
• India - waves at absolutely everyone
• Juliet - brings a budgie to meetings
• And a rotating cast of chaos, confusion, and collapsing ceilings

From accidentally robbing a dentist, to crashing a funeral, to being chased by a marching band, the Alphabet Gang stumble from disaster to disaster with unstoppable enthusiasm and zero competence.
And now, with a meddling bank manager, a rival gang who communicate in Morse code, and a budgie with a vendetta...
their biggest heist is about to become their biggest catastrophe.
A laugh-out-loud British sitcom in book form - perfect for fans of Dad's Army, The Brittas Empire, Open All Hours, and gloriously daft capers.
Disaster is guaranteed. Success is not.