Pornification

Even those who do not partake in the consumption of pornography — all 4 of you — have to appreciate the artistry of porn titles. Who doesn't smile when they hear *Good Will Humping* or *The Sperminator?* If not for the imagery, for the wordplay. In the spirit of the great pornographic punsters comes *Pornification,* a book of over 500 hypothetical pornified titles, along with quizzes, games and challenges to come up with your own pornifications. The golden rule of pornification states . . . "For every legit movie, there exists (at least theoretically) a porn version of that movie." There's something for everyone, from *Cold Mountin'* to *The Fast and Bicurious* to *Malcolm XXX,* so open up and enjoy!