Pelicans Can't Read: Idle Verses for Idle Moments

If you've ever pondered the true identity of Puss in Boots, been frustrated by your bank, wondered why grey geese fly south or wanted to know what Santa thinks about Christmas, here is where you'll find the answers. Pelicans Can't Read is a collection of comic verse and limericks on these and other diverse subjects, such as the vagaries of the English language and how to tell dragons apart.