Not the Secret Diary of Nigel Farage Aged 61¾

**TOTALLY INAUTHENTIC**

Unfiltered thoughts from the nation's foremost pub bore

Love him or hate him, you can't avoid Nigel Farage. Remarkably, it looks as though this veteran rabble-rouser, gold bullion salesman and part-time MP could soon inhabit 10 Downing Street.

But what does the Clacton Klaxon really think? This unconventional 'diary' takes you behind the scenes as Nige embarks on a chaotic odyssey of campaigning, complaining and day-drinking.

Whether you regard Reform's leader as a deranged demagogue or a noble champion of Legitimate Concerns™, one thing's for sure: it's going to be a bumpy ride.