Love Poems...Sort Of: A Not-So-Serious Collection of Love, Lust, and Laughs

Love is weird. So is this book.
It's poetry for people who laugh at funerals, drunk dial their exes, and think Shel Silverstein should've written breakup poems. It's silly until it isn't, funny until it hurts, and painfully sincere about the parts of love we'd rather not talk about.

So why Love Poems... Sort Of?

• Falling is like flying, sort of.
  Sneezing is like crying, sort of.
• Your car's backseat is like a bed, sort of.
  A stalker is like a boyfriend, sort of.
• Playing the accordion is like making music, sort of.
  Being horny is like appreciating beauty, sort of.
• Writing on a bathroom stall is like a text, sort of.
  Having a prostate exam is like sex, sort of.
• Little Ceasar's Pizza is like Rome, sort of.
  And I wrote a book of love poems...sort of.

Whether you love poetry, hate poetry, or just want something funny and a little too honest, Love Poems... Sort Of is for anyone who's ever loved someone badly-and laughed about it later.