Life Is One Long Argument

Samuel and Sally are at loggerheads, over everything.

Their marriage is crumbling in their hands, and they are left looking at the debris and wondering: All of this, because we cannot talk to each other? **LIFE IS ONE LONG ARGUMENT is a novella about, art, life, disease, communication... and love for one another. All told through conversations between the cast of vibrant, hilarious, sad characters.**"It's been said that debating is fighting for people who can't take a punch. Modern discourse has been overwhelmed by these circular firing squads of pressurized babble... an observation I'm now convinced has been noticed by Zak Ferguson... internalized, processed, and ventilated here in this joyfully scabrous ream of harangues" - N. Casio Poe (author of Stuck Pig)