If You Give a Man a Cookie: A Parody

**\#1 *New York Times* bestselling author Laura Numeroff, author of the hugely popular children's book *If You Give a Mouse a Cookie*, offers this hilarious parody of her own book for the man in your life.** If you give a man a cookie...he's going to want milk to go with it...God forbid he should get it himself. *If You Give a Man a Cookie* is a woman's commentary about her helpless man and the chain of events that leads him on a journey from the bed to the bathroom to the couch and back to bed at nightfall.