How to Survive a Horror Movie

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover:

How to Perform an Exorcism
What to Do If You Did Something Last Summer
How to Persuade the Skeptical Local Sheriff
How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll
How to Survive an Alien Invasion
How to Tell If You've Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie

and much, much more. Complete with useful instructions, insane illustrations, and a list of 100 important films to study, How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for prom queens, jocks, teenage babysitters, and anyone employed by a summer camp.