How to Date a Douchebag: The Studying Hours

He is a CRUDE. ARROGANT. A**HOLE.

Sebastian 'Oz' Osborne is a walking, talking cliche. One of the university's most celebrated student athlete-and possibly the biggest douchebag-- Oz has a filthy mouth, a fantastic body, and doesn't give a sh*t about what I, or anyone else, thinks.

He loves to have fun, but loves winning even more...

I am SMART. CLASSY. CONSERVATIVE.

I may be the university's most diligent student-but I am no prude. So what if I spend most of my time in the library?

It's not because I'm a brainiac--it's because I'm not. School doesn't come easy for me and I'm determined to finish the year without The D.

D stands for Douchebag.

Oz may be a champion wrestler; he's one of the best. And he didn't fight his way to the top by backing down from a challenge. He wants to be friends with me. He wants to spend time with me. But mostly he just wants...

Me.

EVERY DOUCHEBAG HAS HIS WEAKNESS AND I AM HIS.