Essential Skills For Kids Because Adulting Shouldn't Be A Surprise: A Survival Guide for Tiny Humans and the Grown-Ups Who Love Them

What if your kid thinks "hygiene" is a Pokémon and "budgeting" means stealing your wallet?

If you've ever begged a child to just put on matching socks, brush their teeth without staging a protest, or stop using shampoo as syrup - congrats. You're living in the daily sitcom of parenting. But good news, this book is your laugh-out-loud, real-talk survival guide to raising kids who don't grow up thinking adulting is a trap. Written by a hilarious (and slightly sleep-deprived) grown-up who's survived toddler meltdowns, cereal-based dinners, and the Great Sock Rebellion of 2019, this isn't your typical parenting book. It's a kid-tested, grown-up-approved manual packed with: