Easy Win!: Shortcuts to Your Professional Life

Life is a race. Most people are pedaling uphill on a bicycle with a flat tire, sweating for a participation trophy.

You? You're smarter than that.

Easy Win! is not a polite business manual. It is a manifesto for the smart-ass. It is a whispered collection of cheat codes for the creative jungle, handed down by the enigmatic John Crow-a man who has survived three decades of recessions, bubbles, and bad clients without ever breaking a sweat.

This guide will not teach you how to work harder. It will not teach you how to be "nice." It will teach you how to bring a motorized scooter to a bicycle race.

Learn the art of the functional jerk. Discover the power of the calculated lie. And find out why the most successful people in the room are usually the ones doing the least amount of work.

Warning: This book may cause inflated ego, sudden wealth, and an uncontrollable urge to stop apologizing.