Close Encounters of the Worse Kind: Still Not Invaded

Earth thought it was under attack. The Aliens thought they were throwing a party. In this darkly hilarious sci-fi horror, humanity spirals into paranoia, violence, and global chaos- while a race of well meaning gray Aliens tries (and fails) to make friends. Misunderstandings and deaths mount up, and the Galactic Council watches in horror as earth proves itself to stupid to save. First contact has never gone this catastrophically wrong....and they still haven't invaded