Close Encounters of the Stupid Kind: They Came in Peace....we Brought Flame Throwers

When Earth makes first contact with a race of Alien greys, things go downhill faster than you can say Anal probe.but here's the twist: the Aliens aren't hostile we're just really bad at this.from panicking governments launching missiles at welcome drones, humanity spirals into chaos thinking it's under attack. Meanwhile the Aliens watch on in horror as thier Diplomatic mission turns into a disaster of Galactic proportions