Cavecooking: Eat Like a Man Without Cooking Like a Woman: Recipes for a Real Man to Make Dinner in His Man Cave

Have to cook? Need to cook? Nobody in your life right now making you a hot meal to come home to after a filthy day in the manhole of life? Or somebody whining that it's your bloody turn to put a decent dinner on the table?
Not to worry. You too can prep, cook, and stuff into your piehole a meal worthy of kings. We're not gonna ask you to chiffonade or enrobe or sauté au beurre noir nothing! Easy peasy - chop chop, hack, cut, smash, all the simple stuff for a great feed. *"*CAVECOOKING is like having a buddy in the kitchen who hands you a spatula instead of a wrench. The recipes are fast, foolproof, and yes-even healthy (though you won't notice because you'll be too busy enjoying them). The commentary is laugh-out-loud funny, and the only 'Power Tools' you need are a microwave, toaster oven, and a George Foreman Grill. A must-have for real men who want real food without the fuss. Smack-down delicious!"
-Leonard Szymczak, Psychotherapist and coauthor of Power Tools for Men: A Blueprint for Healthy Masculinity