Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mail Boy

In case you've been living in a jar of mayonnaise for the past ten years, Dilbert is a luckless, cubicle-dwelling engineer. His canine companion, Dogbert, plans to conquer the planet and make all the people his slaves. Together they navigate a world filled with clueless and annoying people.

Dilbert is the comic for anyone who thinks they're surrounded by idiots. Take a good look around. Check out the self-help section of the bookshop first. Then ask yourself if this is the book for you.