You've Got Fail

She's driving me crazy. Or am I the one driving myself crazy? I can't tell anymore.

Ever since Scarlet Rocket showed up in the flesh, she's turned my structured world upside down. My neatly ordered life, my hand-painted Aliens Versus Vampires figurines, my expertly curated comics collection - none of these things provide any shelter from her sexy, sassy onslaught.

It's a disaster of my own making. She didn't exist until I created her. Now, I can't get her out of my mind, and all I want to do is get her into my bed. Never mind that she's a thief, a liar, a con woman. Every step she takes leaves chaos in her wake. And damn if I don't want more of it.

Note: This is a full-length romantic comedy that will have you guffawing or at least snorting hard.