Paranormal Bromance

Sam has been a vampire for fifteen years, and now he's having a midlife crisis. That is, if he were still human, he'd be turning forty and having a midlife crisis. He's just met exactly the kind of woman he's always wanted--but these days, all he really wants is blood. Maybe he could work through it, but his vampire roommates just don't understand. Wasn't unlife supposed to get easier?