Neither Nowt nor Summat: In Search of the Meaning of Yorkshire

If there were such a thing as a professional Yorkshireman, Ian McMillan would be it. But he has been keeping a secret. His dad was from Lanarkshire, Scotland, making him, as he puts it, only "half tyke". So Ian is worried; is he Yorkshire enough? To try to understand what this means Ian embarks on a journey around the county, starting in the village he has lived in his entire life. With contributions from the Cudworth Probus Club, a kazoo playing train guard, Mad Geoff the barber and four Saddleworth council workers looking for a mattress, Ian tries to discover what lies at the heart of Britain's most distinct county and its people.