I Just Want to Pee Alone Lib/E

Motherhood is the toughest--and funniest--job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful--you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. Hasn't every mother said it before? I just want to pee alone! Hear hysterical essays like: Embarrassment, Thy Name is Motherhood A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am Not And Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller.